Få meg på, for faen - Turn me on, goddammit

NOR 2011, 76 Min., OV/df, Regie: Jannicke Systad Jacobsen, mit Helene Bergsholm, Matias Myren, Malin Bjørhovde, Henriette Steenstup
Få meg på, for faen - Turn me on, goddammit

Die fünfzehnjährige Alma lebt in einem norwegischen Provinznest, in einer Welt, die ihr viel zu eng und zu langweilig ist. Ihre Hormone spielen verrückt: Jetzt und sofort möchte sie ihre Sexualität entdecken und ausleben! Da bleibt ihr nichts anderes übrig, als auf ihre blühende Phantasie zu setzen oder ihre Neugier auch mal durch den Anruf einer Sex-Hotline zu befriedigen.

Als sie auf einer Party ihrem Klassenkameraden, dem Mädchenschwarm Artur, begegnet, kommt es zu einem peinlichen Vorfall. Alma erzählt ihren Freundinnen brühwarm, was sich zugetragen hat, doch niemand will ihr glauben. So gerät der Liebestraum zum Albtraum, und Alma wird zum Gespött des ganzen Dorfes.
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